Sure, it’s always great to be a Miami Hurricane, but it can also be incredibly hilarious. After requesting all the police reports filed on campus for the past semester, these are the top ten knee-slappers.
I don’t know who is stupider, the person who took the golf cart for a 20-minute joy ride or the UM employee who actually left the vehicle unattended and with keys in the ignition.
Despite what the others say, football players are just like you and me. Not even they are immune to laundry room thieves. (Granted, their clothes are lot more sell-able on ebay.)
Anthrax? Cocaine? Salt? No one will ever know.
Rumor has it that the FDA is already experimenting on his liver.
It’s a rough time to be an English major.
No one laughed.
Because that’s totally acceptable behavior in Canada.
A lesson to all on the importance of saving first and last names when you add new contacts to your phone.
It was like The Hangover, except this kid didn’t have any friends looking for him.
If you squint that white rug kinda does start to look like a urinal…