Intoxicated 18-Year-Old Pisses in Freshman Girls’ Dorm, Causes $290 in Damages

At 5 a.m. Saturday October 5th Freshman roommates Caroline DePhilllips, 18, and Monica Bair, 18, awoke to a “loud crashing noise” in their pitch-black dorm room on the fifth floor of Hecht Residential College’s McDonald Tower. It was the metal bunk beds clashing against the frame as an 18-year-old male, who we will call Will, … Continue reading →

18 Hilarious Responses From I’m Shmacked’s One-Night Stand or Relationship Video

Youtube sensation I’m Shmacked tours college campuses around the nation and produces viral videos of the drunken antics. Some claim I’m Shmacked reveals a valuable side of university life that most people never see, others argue it’s exploiting intoxicated students. Regardless, no one can resist sharing the videos. On October 26th I’m Shmacked’s tour bus pulled … Continue reading →

Drunk UM Students Boast Their Sexual Promiscuity on Film

Kids say the darndest things, especially when they’re drunk and in college. And Youtube sensation I’m Shmacked produces viral videos of this inebriated populace that are equal parts L-O-L, equal parts #cringing. I’m Shmacked hops from one college to the next like a touring rock band (they even have a bus). The company sells tickets, … Continue reading →

“Juvenile” in Freshman Dorm Can’t Hold His Liquor, Soils Shorts

For most first-years in the dorms, it’s their first time away from home. Pinching old bottles of scotch from the antique liquor cabinet when their parents weren’t around is now a distant memory –even though it was probably just a few weeks ago. It’s halfway through the fall semester, but most freshman have already invested … Continue reading →

UM Student Roams the Streets Drunk Without Shoes or Wallet

At 6:23 a.m. Friday September 20th the sun was just beginning to rise over Coconut Grove as suburban white collars prepared for their commute. Beer-soaked plastic cups and dried vomit still lined Main Highway, but in the light of day, last night’s debauchery was now just a hazy memory and pounding headache. Except for then … Continue reading →

Freshman Drinks Two 4 Lokos and Lives!

They always taught us in school that two times 4 Loko equals sudden death, and 19-year-old freshman Gus E. has proven that wrong! According to the incident report, Housing and Residential Life staffer Steven Rosso, 21, reported an intoxicated male sitting on the rocking chairs outside Stanford Residential College just after midnight on Saturday September … Continue reading →